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George Carlin Reads to You: An Audio Collection Including Recent Grammy Winners Braindroppings and Napalm & Silly Putty

Great comedy at a great value! This gift set gathers three timeless Carlin recordings including two Grammy® winners, plus an interview from public radio’s Fresh Air.

d three must be funniest, right? That’s our thinking behind this collection. This laugh-out-loud program includes:

Brain Droppings • 2001 Grammy® winner
Acerbic observations, manic musings, in-your-face questions

d three must be funniest, right? That’s our thinking behind this collection. This laugh-out-loud program includes:

Brain Droppings • 2001 Grammy® winner
Acerbic observations, manic musings, in-your-face questions, witty word play, and more “droppings” from Carlin’s singular brain. “I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.” “Why are there no recreational drugs taken in suppository form?”

Napalm & Silly Putty • 2002 Grammy® winner
Carlin invents Past-Tense TV (“Got Smart,” “Father Knew Best,” “It Was Left to Beaver”), crusades for the Center for Research into the Heebie Jeebies, and suggests that “if the shoe fits, get another just like it.”

More Napalm & Silly Putty
Everything that wouldn’t fit on the first Napalm recording—like “A Day in the Life of Henry VIII,” “Sports Should Be Fixed,” and candid takes on life’s little moments (“I’m beyond the nice day”), all delivered with wicked glee.

Plus a bonus interview from Fresh Air.
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    I liked hearing Carlin read his own stuff. And I needed a laugh. Maybe even better is this standup stuff. Are you stressed? Worried about the state of the world? Take a few minutes and listen to Carlin. We need him now. One of the best standup comedians of all time, a disciple of Lenny Bruce. Seven Dirty Words reminds me of Bruce stuff that got him in trouble.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy-sV…

    “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”

    “Here’s all you have to know about men and women: wo

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy-sV…

    “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”

    “Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

    “Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time!

    But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money!”

    “That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”

    “If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”

    “Some people see things that are and ask, Why?
    Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not?
    Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.”

    “I do this real moron thing, and it’s called thinking. And apparently I’m not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.”

    I like Carlin’s focus on politics, but I also like his focus on the absurdities and delights of language.

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