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Napalm & Silly Putty

I THINK I AM, THEREFORE I AM. I THINK.
In Napalm & Silly Putty, George Carlin, the thinking person’s comic, offers a hilarious new collection of razor-sharp observations on God, language, death, pets, driving, food, sports, airplanes, advertising, news, businessmen, and much, much more!

* Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
* If people climb Mt. E


* Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
* If people climb Mt. Everest because it’s hard to do, why do they go up on the easy side?
* With a little effort, oxen can be trained to genuflect and whistle softly in the moonlight.
* How can it be a spy satellite if they announce on TV that its a spy satellite?
* If people stand in a circle long enough, they will eventually begin to dance.
* Guys don’t seem to be called “Lefty” anymore.
* No one quite knows what’s next, but everybody does it.
* I think it would be great if you could make a guy’s head explode just by staring at him.
* Am I the only one who’s noticed that the Lone Ranger and Tonto never got their laundry done?

You’ll learn what Carlin thinks of saving the planet, his suggestion for revamping the prison system, and why he prays to Joe Pesci. Add to the mix “The Ten Most Embarrassing Songs of All Time,” “The 20th Century Hostility Scoreboard,” and “People I Can Do Without,” and you have an irresistible assortment of quips, probes, thrusts, and verbal ordeals that are as smart as they are infectiously funny.
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    Jan 31, 2008

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    In honor of Carlin’s unfortunate passing from this world to the next, I thought that I would spend some time involved in personal reflection and active remembrance by perusing one of his humor encapsulation modules. it’s full of brief comedic text-forms and small humorous thought units which will undoubtedly bring a day’s diversion to anyone who… who…

    Aw, f*ck it. Read his goddamn book and laugh, you m*therf*ckers. He was a dirty, foul-mouthed son of a bitch, but he said what he thought and n

    Aw, f*ck it. Read his goddamn book and laugh, you m*therf*ckers. He was a dirty, foul-mouthed son of a bitch, but he said what he thought and never gave a damn what other people thought of him. That c*cks*cker’s all right in my book. He knew the true nature of humanity – we are such evil, vicious bastards that we would invent something as destructive and painful as napalm, but at the same time we can create something whose sole purpose is to bring whimsy into our lives – silly putty. Carlin knew that humans were impossible to categorize as “good” or “evil” and he let us know that as loudly as possible.

    We’re gonna miss you, ya grouchy pr*ck.
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